I’m too beautiful to feel your pain.
Nobody can feel your pain like me.
I can almost feel your pain.
You make me ache in places I never felt before.
Now what are you complaining about!?
How interesting. Tell me more.
This poor kid needs attention.
Grandfatherly empathy.
Are you for real?
I can’t bear to see you like this.
I know you’re going crazy right now!
That’s the weirdest fucking thing I ever heard!